Why Men Are Happier?

:: You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

:: You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

:: You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

:: Same work, more pay.

:: People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

:: One mood all the time.

:: New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

:: A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. And you can used the same shirt twice.

:: If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

:: Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

:: You only have to shave your face and neck.

:: You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

:: You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

:: If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.



No wonder men are happier

p/s: but still i love to be a woman..^_^