It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing Properly & swallowing) - means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days. Remaining = 3 days.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!! Balance = 0
How can a student pass??
p/s: memang menarik! so jangan salahkan student kalau fail. ^_^
16 comments:
aik. gue yg pertama.
best kalau dapat cuti je kan. heh.
ckp je la ko malas nk study..pe ar..!!
bhahahha........pndi ko ea..azyan..
ish2 ksiannya
haha. bijak2!! =D
he he. cuti je takyah stadi.. -_-
statistik anda mcm sangat tepat, camne nak abis stadi camnie.. ;p
jawapan nya bz.. xde masa dahh heheheeh :P
wakakaka..benda yang paling lawak utk bulan ni bagi aku..wakaka..aku akan igt smpai bebila time aku jd pensyarah nnti..wakaka..aku nk ajar kat student aku formula hari yg begitu pandai utk dibuat alasan kepada mak bapak diorg..wakaka..
time management is important...dalam sehari ada 25 jam, bukan 24 jam...
haha. mmg kreatif & menarik..
alasan yg bagus..
hehehe
aie akaike:
taw xpe..mmg seronok! ^_^
asrul:
ahaha. mane ko taw? diam je sudey! hoho~
khalifah fedi:
huu~ org len yg wat rumus cmni.
ikut je la..hehe
ab geldofg:
siapa yg kesian? hehe
ijechan:
hahaha. org yg wat rumus ni mmg bijak. =p
rui:
taw xpe. hari2 je cuti mmg best.
statistik ni org lain yg buat. hebat kn?
shino:
kalau nak ikutkan mmg xkn penah ckup masa. ^_^
dzex:
hahahaha. bagus2..tp jgn ajar ajaran sesat sudah. ade plak lecturer ajar anak murid cmtu.
amin:
betul2! tu sebab la kadang2 mmg kte xkn ada ckup masa.
nik:
hahaha. kalau xleh nak score jwb je cmtu. =p
alien:
nak hidup kena la ada alasan yg bagus. hehe
hehe:D alasan byk..tp boleh di sempatkan :)
biasa la tu..
manusia kn bnyk alasan..
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