Scandal

entry ni untuk seseorang (siap dah bagitau kat dier nak buat entry pasal scandal). jangan nak terasa okay!


*gambar xde kena-mengena*

Ada apa ngan scandal? best ke kalau ada scandal ramai sangat? ape faedah nya ngan ada scandal? just for fun?

dah ada gf atau bf pun still nak ada scandal. ape kes?

maybe segelintir nya pernah ada scandal. ye saya pun pernah ada scandal dan pada masa yang sama saya dah ada bf. itu cerita 2 tahun lepas. sekarang saya dah berubah sama sekali.

kebanyakan yang ada scandal ni golongan lelaki. golongan perempuan apa kurang nya tetapi tak sehebat lelaki memasang scandal. seronok katanya ada scandal. bila gf sibuk ngan hal dia, si lelaki mencari scandal untuk mengisi kekosongan.

konon anda tu cantik, handsome sangat ke?

bila ditanya "tak sayang ke kat gf?", dijawabnya "gf tetap no. 1".
abis buat apa nya pasang scandal?

pada yang single nak pasang ramai scandal buat apa? cari seorang untuk buat pasangan kan senang.

pada perempuan yang pasang scandal ada advantages nya. kalau nak keluar ajak je mana-mana scandal (mesti la si lelaki yang support semua perbelanjaan). memang seronok jadi perempuan.

pada lelaki yang pasang scandal dah tentu la asyik kering je memanjang. ajak scandal keluar dah tentu si lelaki yang belanja. nak ajak hari-hari mahu nya si lelaki makan daun bila time sengkek.

ada satu kes ni:
si lelaki menuduh gf nya ada scandal ngan lelaki lain. padahal nya takde pun. sehingga kan mereka clash cara camtu je. kemudian si lelaki berjumpa dengan gf baru konon nya. baru berapa bulan dah dapat pengganti. siapa ada scandal sekarang? dan si lelaki ni taktau yg gf dier ni memang kaki scandal. merata tempat ada scandal. siap keluar ngan scandal dier dan kantoi la dengan seorang kenalan (dunia ni kecik je la). so sekarang baru tau langit tinggi rendah. kau tuduh gf kau dulu ada scandal. sekarang rasakan, awek kau sekarang betul2 main scandal. padan muka! rasakan nikmat nya tuduhan melampau tu!

tak salah nak ada scandal. ikut la nak pasang berapa ramai pun. tapi untuk golongan yang single mingle je la. pada yang dah ada pasangan tu lupa kan la. macam mana kalau pasangan anda pun pasanng scandal? macam mana anda rasa? sakit gak kan? so pandai-pandai la fikir kan nya.

p/s: untuk peringatan lagi. tak nak ada sesiapa terasa hati. ^_^

List takde keje

1. Phone yang saya suka.

Nokia N85


Apple iPhone


2. Kereta yang saya suka.

Swift (kuning)


Mini Cooper (merah)


3. Tempat yang saya suka.


Japan


Disneyland, Hong Kong


4. Saya suka!!

Theme Park


Beaches


5. Mahu cuba!!!

Bungee Jumping


G-Force X (reverse bungee)


**enough lah buat masa ni. pabila bosan ni lah hasilnya. ^_^

p/s: sekadar suka-suka

Senarai Ikut Suka

**Gambar sekadar suka-suka**

Lelaki owh lelaki!

1. kalau anda lelaki yang berlagak macho. sedarlah. anda tak macho sangat sebenarnya. walaupun hakikat anda memang macho atau handsome pun kalau dah perasan sgt boleh blah! beli cermin besar kat kedai dan bawak la ke mana-mana yea cermin tu. hidup ngan low-profile dah cukup okay.

2. lelaki yg nak perempuan perfect. hello! adakah anda juga perfect dari semua segi? takde orang kat dunia ni yg perfect okay. so sedar-sedar la nak memilih yg perfect tu berpada-pada la. untuk letak sesuatu kriteria untuk memilih pasangan tak salah cuma jangan terlalu extreme sangat.

3. jika anda seorang lelaki yang sial. cukup-cukup la perangai camtu. takda siapa pun suka perangai camtu. anda bangga ngan benda jahat yang anda buat. anda bangga minum arak, pergi clubbing, kaki perempuan. whatever!

4. jika anda lelaki yang takde arah tujuan dalam hidup. hidup sekadar suka-suka, pastu macam takde future je. seronok sangat ke hidup sampai takde masa nak fikir masa depan? fikir la arah tujuan hidup anda, nanti senang masa depan. jangan asyik nak harapkan orang lain jer.

5. lelaki yang tak jujur. cakap pun nak belit-belit. dalam 10 yang dia cakap cuma 1 jer yang boleh dipercayai. ngan semua orang pun nak tipu. hidup ni kena lah jujur. tapi tipu lah kan nak 100% jujur. tapi kalau dah semua benda tak jujur tu kawan lah ngan monyet lagi baik.

6. lelaki yang gatal nak mampus. hoish! pantang nampak perempuan dahi licin. laju je mata tu tengok dari bawah sampai atas tak berkelip mata tu. biji mata sampai nak terkeluar pun tak sedar. yang dah tua pun tak sedar diri nak cari yang muda bergetah lagi. yang dah ada bini atau gf pun still nak menggatal ngan perempuan lain. perangai camni lagi takleh blah!

Perempuan owh perempuan!

1. jika anda perempuan yang gedik. kat mana-mana pun nak tunjuk perangai gedik tu. konon nak amik perhatian orang lain. cakap pun ada stail gedik konon manja sangat la. tu bukan manja, tu mengada tahap cipan tu. yang umur pun dah agak tua tapi still nak gedik, nampak sangat perangai tu cam takleh blah! berubah la.

2. jika anda perempuan yang ada 2 personaliti. ngan lelaki, cakap bukan main lemah-lembut lagi. pijak semut pun tak mati. ngan semua lelaki pun nak menggedik tak bertempat. kalau ngan kawan perempuan, cakap bukan main berlagak lagi. cakap pun cam nak makan orang. suara nak tinggi je. 'what the fish' ar camtu.

3. perempuan yang selfish. banyak ke untung ngan hasil 'jual ikan' tu? anda tu hidup kat dunia yang ramai orang, so takde makna nya nak selfish ni. buat benda suma tak ingat orang lain, tak kisah hati dan perasaan orang. ikut sedap diri je nak buat apa pun. tolong lah berubah jadi orang yang tak selfish.

4. jika anda seorang perempuan yang berlagak pandai. hakikatnya anda takde la pandai mana pun. saja je nak bajet tau semua benda. konon anda lah perempuan yang paling hebat kat dunia. boleh jalan la ngan hebat anda tu.


**kesimpulan nya semua orang perangai tak sama. ada baik ada jahat ada sederhana. hidup cuma sementara, so fikir-fikir lah. lelaki dan perempuan sama jer. list ni just apa yang pernah saya nampak atau dengar dan juga ada yang saya lalui. baik buruk perangai sama-sama lah kita baiki.

saya tak kata saya bagus atau apa. ada side baik dan ada juga side jahat. kadang-kadang manusia melakukan kesalahan yang sama. so, semua nya tiada beza. yang membezakan cuma hati dan perasaan kita semua.


p/s: pada yang terasa hati, im sorry yea! tiada niat nak menyakiti sesiapa.

Kad!

Kad from SAM


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College Life

-Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night. (impossible you will sleep at 10pm)

-Showers become less important.

-Sleep becomes more important. (ada peluang mesti nak tido)

-Two meals a day are standard. One for some!

-10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class.

-If the lecture hall is big enough, get someone else's notes. You begin to nap again. Or you just ask your friend to sign your attendance slip. (normal la ni ^_^)

-You never realized so many people are smarter than you and you will compete each other.

-You never realized so many people are dumber than you. (tak kan nak compete gak?)

-Professors or lecturers are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.

-College girls are the same as high school girls, just with more freedom and no curfew.

-You never thought you would share so much about yourself with people you have known for such a short time.

-Phone calls almost never happen and when they do, you just don't get the messages. (tak pun time emergency)

-ATMs are the devil's advocate. (asyik pokai je)

-People still cheat, it's just more technologically advanced.

-You get really good with excuses for skipping class. (beli je MC kat klinik)

-Ordering food at 1am is a common occurrence. (McD la selalu nya)

-You meet the type of people you only thought existed in the movies. (macam2 ada)

-You learn to sleep with light, noise, extreme temps, and roommates snoring. (dah tak pedulik suma tu)

-You don't have to cover your textbooks anymore.

-You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not. (usually not)

-Classes: the later the better. (half an hour late or just an hour late)

-It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds. (im the one who always do this)

-Your life will never be the same again. (absolutely different)


Life kat kolej ngan life as University student lain tau. Currently im stuying at kolej and i had an experience on studying at UITM Shah Alam (just amik short kos je time tu). both ade advantages and disadvantages masing2.

kat kolej ada rules sendiri tau. jangan ingat kolej ni bebas. some kolej je kot cam bebas bab pemakaian. and my kolej pemakaian sangat dijaga (tapi still ada gak suka hati dia je nak pakai apa). tak leh pakai jeans okay! selipar juga tidak dibenarkan sama sekali (tapi still im using it jugak! malas la nak pakai kasut or heels ni). kalau ada org atasan jaga (time diorg rajin nak compound students) memang ramai je kena tahan (too bad la).

kalau kat UITM memang best. pakai la apa pon. tapi rasa still ada rules jugak kot kat sana. tapi jeans dibenarkan (sgt jeles okay!).

kat kolej lak time claz memang best. claz takde la macam lecture hall besar sangat. student pon takde la ramai mana pun untuk 1 claz. paling ramai pun sebab ada claz combined. lecturer leh concentrate kat student. and student pun leh mintak untuk buat extra claz. nak jumpa lecturer takde la susah mana sgt kot (time lunch je susah). student pun leh request nak buat consultation ngan lecturer. yela belajar kat kolej yuran mahal. kita bayar untuk dapat ilmu. rugi kalau tak gunakan sepenuhnya.

kat UITM lain sikit. claz ramai gak student. nak jumpa lecturer sangat2 la susah. memang tak kan ada kat lecturer room la. but still lecturer leh concentrate kat student. bila kat lecture hall cam susah kot. sebab ramai giler student.

time exam lak kat kolej rules ketat sangat. jangan harap lecturer nak bagi tiru. tapi student pandai2 la nk tiru. pandai2 la nak hidup. kalau kena tangkap time tiru masa final alamat kena buang kolej la. time test biasa pon buat kat dewan. memang takde chance la nak copy2 ni. copy orang sebelah je ar. masuk dewan bwk alat tulis je dibenarkan. time quiz ok lagi la nak banding masa test. sebab quiz wat kat claz je. so pandai2 la bwk note or tiru kawan. tak pun tanya je claz lain yang dah wat quiz sama.

kat UITM sama je la rules pun ketat. tapi time test sumtimes wat kat claz je. and student leh tiru je senang2 (tak tahu la student UITM sendiri camna). tapi dorg pon cam ada tiru gak. masa saya belajar sana time test selamba je bukak note kat dalam meja. (ntah la tak tau la camna)

yang lain2 malas nak fikir. =p

study mana-mana pun sama je. cuma diri sendiri tu antara nak tak nak belajar je.

p/s: kesimpulan nya taknak hutang banyak study la kat IPTA, study kat IPTS muda2 hutang dah beribu-ribu..LOL!

Why Men Are Happier?

:: You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

:: You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

:: You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

:: Same work, more pay.

:: People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

:: One mood all the time.

:: New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

:: A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. And you can used the same shirt twice.

:: If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

:: Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

:: You only have to shave your face and neck.

:: You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

:: You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

:: If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.



No wonder men are happier

p/s: but still i love to be a woman..^_^

Lessons Learned

1. No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

2. It takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

3. You shouldn't compare yourself to others, they are more fucked up than you think.

4. We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

5. The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.


p/s: Gambar hanya sekadar hiasan semata-mata.

About Women

1. Women can tell if a man is the kind of man who likes women.

2. Women like a man who likes women who like to eat.

3. Never let her arrive at an event alone.

4. Her job is just as important as yours.

5. Don't insult her friends, even if she does.

6. More than anything else, women want you to make them laugh.

7. Women dislike men who are liars.

8. Women like men who have close friends.

9. No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you're looking at her breasts.

10. Women want you to pay for dinner.

11. It's pointless to argue with her if you're not going to win.

12. Women have to buy new outfits every season, and this makes them happy.

13. The idea of love at first sight, though attractive to women in theory, terrifies them in practice.

14. While yes sometimes means no, no always means no.

15. Women, much like men, are human, and thus appreciate it when you ask them questions about themselves.

16. Never ask a woman why she's mad at you, as she will only get madder at your not knowing.

17. Women do not desire to be introduced to a new brand of perfume.

18. Women who come from big families are more fun.

19. Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.

20. Even better: flowers on days that aren't Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or birthdays.

21. Sometimes women want it when you don't, and for you not to give in on such occasions sets a terrible precedent.

22. If she works out, compliment her muscles.

23. First-date don'ts: overdress, underdress, show up too early, show up too late, or talk too much about yourself.

24. A good woman is as excited about a gift that costs nothing as she is about a gift that costs a lot.

25. When you have a perfect body, we wonder how much time you spend on yourself.

26. The only acceptable men's wrist accessory is one that tells time.

27. Don't wink. Never wink.

28. Women can tell by looking at a man's face whether or not he likes babies.

29. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

30. We don’t understand your fascination with boobs, but we’re happy you have it.

31. When women say they don't fantasize about any other men, they're lying. When we say we don't fantasize about any other women, we're lying then, too.

32. We really don’t find farting funny.

33. PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It's a great excuse.

34. We're not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?

35. Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don't want to be fixed; we want to be heard.

36. When we ask you how we look, it's okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie.

37. The same goes for driving. Women don't like men who drive like women. Not that we drive like women. By women I mean grandmothers.

38. We actually can open the jar ourselves. But we just love the way your eyes bug out when you do it for us.

39. Sometimes the answer to the question "Is something wrong?" is really no.

40. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.

41. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

42. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

43. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

44. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

45. If a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

46. Women brush their hair before bed.

47. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

48. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

49. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

50. We love that you are reading this to learn more about us. You’re adorable.

Women will always remain a mystery. ^_^

Wife and Girlfriend

Differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND

Wife is a HARIMAU, girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU

And some say: Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but hand phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, but for HP is high and often demanding
Most important, TV got remote but HP don't have..

Last but not least,
TV do not have virus, but HP yes.. have VIRUS, once get it, HABIS LA. .

so better choose TV
Upgrade to LCD or Plasma TV (Slim and Cun)
Less maintenance too especially they are easy on the electricity bills.
Is good to be safe than sorry.


haha~ funny je...thx who wrote dis..i just got it from bulletin board on my friendster..